3/3/14

FAG CITY TREND REPORT: 2014 ACADEMY AWARDS


  • Pregnancy, Moms of all ages.
  • Sparkly/metallic clothes.
  • Crazy Goat Eyes.
  • Making fun of Jennifer Lawrence, and making fun of women in general.
  • Thanking ghosts, talking to/for ghosts onstage. Representing dead people.
  • Pizza (ED. NOTE: THIS IS MY FAVORITE TREND!)
  • Nude dresses. Not beige, white people's "flesh tone". Sometimes embellished.
  • Designer collaborations, in general. A personal relationship to the clothing designer. Clothes designed as a personal favor to the wearer.
  • Fundraising. Frank discussion of finances.
  • Deliberately fucking up; either consciously or subconsciously mispronouncing people's names either to show a kind of so-called comic levity and/or to articulate thinly veiled racist sentiments.
  • Ellen DeGeneres' surprisingly caustic, nuanced and hilarious performance. She is a vegan. 

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